if I had these and had you over for dinner I would basically prance around the dining table asking if you needed salt or pepper.
I WOULD NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE UNTIL YOU SAY YES
this is brilliant
I-I….I can has?
what have I done…
I’m playing Pokemon.
Oh my God.
I’m so aroused by this.
I NEED IT IN MY LIFE AND AROUND MY LEG.
God, I’d feel like a such a badass.
Dat ass.
i want it
urgh